Cracking Christmas Cracker Jokes
How Does Good King Wenceslas like his Pizzas?
Deep pan, crisp and even
Who hides in the bakery at Christmas?
A mince spy
What do you get if you eat Christmas decorations?
What do you call a bunch of chess players bragging about their games in a hotel lobby?
Chess nuts boasting in an open foyer
Which famous playwright was terrified of Christmas?
What did the stamp say to the Christmas card?
Stick with me and we’ll go places!
What is the best Christmas present in the world?
A broken drum – you just can’t beat it
Why does Santa have three gardens?
So he can ‘ho ho ho’!
What did Adam say on the day before Christmas?
It’s Christmas, Eve
What kind of motorbike does Santa ride?
A Holly Davidson