9 Banging Bonfire Night Jokes
1. How many safety inspectors does it take to light the bonfire?
One to light the match and three to hold the fire extinguisher
2. What do you call a duck who likes watching fireworks?
3. What do you get when you cross a dinosaur with fireworks?
4. A policeman arrested two people on Bonfire Night – one for drinking battery acid, the other for eating fireworks
He charged one and let the other one off
5. What was Guy Fawkes’ favourite meal?
Bangers and mash
6. I’m good at firework displays
I’ve got a flare for it.
7. How many Apple employees does it take to flame Guy Fawkes?
One to light the match and four to design the t-shirt
8. I launched my own clothing line this week
I shouldn’t have lit the fireworks near the washing
9. A pyrotechnic expert friend of mine lost his job after the fireworks did not go off in the right sequence
That’s bang out of order