Ridiculous New Year’s Resolutions

It’s that time of year where we pledge to better ourselves. Whether it’s to lose weight, save money, stop drinking… Not everybody takes them too seriously so here are some less serious New Year’s

Resolutions that we can all stick to…

Lose weight by inventing the anti-gravity machine

Lose weight by hiding it somewhere you’ll never find it

Watch more cute and cuddly kitten videos on YouTube

Save some money for a rainy day. That way I can shop online instead of having to go to an actual store

Spend less time with people and more time with pets

Don’t cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it

Wear workout clothes because they are comfortable not because you are going to the gym

Reject adulthood no matter how hard it gets

Read more… funny stuff on the internet

Forgive your past mistakes so you have room for new ones

Take a walk every day… or at least briefly think about it

And finally…

New Year’s Resolutions:

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