Ridiculous New Year’s Resolutions
It’s that time of year where we pledge to better ourselves. Whether it’s to lose weight, save money, stop drinking… Not everybody takes them too seriously so here are some less serious New Year’s
Resolutions that we can all stick to…
Lose weight by inventing the anti-gravity machine
Lose weight by hiding it somewhere you’ll never find it
Watch more cute and cuddly kitten videos on YouTube
Save some money for a rainy day. That way I can shop online instead of having to go to an actual store
Spend less time with people and more time with pets
Don’t cling to a mistake just because you spent a lot of time making it
Wear workout clothes because they are comfortable not because you are going to the gym
Reject adulthood no matter how hard it gets
Read more… funny stuff on the internet
Forgive your past mistakes so you have room for new ones
Take a walk every day… or at least briefly think about it
And finally…
New Year’s Resolutions:
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