Seven cheesy chat up lines for Valentine’s

February, the month of love and romance but sometimes we need a little pointer in the right direction.  Here are 7 of our favourite (and slightly cheesy) chat up lines:


Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!


Do you have a Band-Aid? Because I just scraped my knee falling for you.


If you were a vegetable, you’d be a cute-cumber.


Do you play soccer? Because you’re a keeper!


Let me tie your shoes, because I don’t want you falling for anyone else.


Do you know what my shirt is made of? Boyfriend material.


I wanna live in your socks so I can be with you every step of the way.

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