Summer is here and hopefully the sun will join it. Even though the season in general seems to cheer people up due to the improved weather, vacations, al fresco dining, ice cream and much more, we thought it would be a good idea to set your summer off with laughs with these hilarious jokes.
Why doesn’t the sun go to college?
Because it already has a million degrees.
What kind of tree fits in your hand?
A palm tree!
What is brown, hairy and wears sunglasses?
A coconut on vacation.
How did Reese eat her ice cream?
Do fish go on vacation?
No, because they’re always in school!
Why did the dolphin cross the beach?
To get to the other tide!
Why don’t oysters share their pearls?
Because they’re shellfish!
What do you call a snowman in July?
Why does a seagull fly over the sea?
Because if it flew over the bay, it would be a baygull.
Some people can tell the time by looking at the Sun, but I have never been able to make out the numbers.